Things Left Unsaid

Most of the guy-girl tiffs take the same course. Well, obviously not all, but quite a few are predictable. So, having heard of so many, below are 10 things that distinctly relates to guys, and another 10 that correlates to girls. Most of them don’t really sound too pleasant, and most of you are going to think that none of them link up to you. Happens – they say truth is bitter.

A few things that a girl would want to tell you, but probably won’t

•Life can be a lot more upbeat (more so for the others) if you can desert your male ego. Don’t let everything get to your head – fostering it isn’t going to help you get anywhere.

•Learning to stop taking things in life for granted is something that’ll make you unparalleled. You can’t just afford to sit back and do nothing. Even but I didn’t do anything can infuriate quite a few.

•You should acknowledge your emotions sometimes. Genuinely having emotions, and being all confused is perfectly human. There are theories on this stuff (I swear).

•Prioritize the very many things in your life (read: people). And while you’re on the quest to expand your circle of acquaintances, you can’t snub people who’ve always been by your side – girls also enjoy affection and time.

•You can’t just say anything anytime. There’s this little something called timing- trust me with this one, you don’t want to be in a mess.

•Sorry does not interpret as Damn, I’m a loser. It’s about being nice and respecting the other person’s feelings. Accept your blunders, everybody makes them. The philosophy is called being human.

•Girls are not meant to take care of all your needs. Now that would be your mother. Gone are the good ol’days – we’ve reached the 21st Century; show some, get some.

•It’s okay to want to cry sometimes. The tear glands are not vestigial, that would be your appendix (the last I checked)!

•There’s a difference between feelings and thoughts. When you think, its thoughts and when you don’t, but it still hits you, it’s called feelings. Understand that girls have a lot of both.

•When girls talk to you about their hassles, don’t tell them how ridiculous they are, and how they think too much. Just listen (if you can’t, then just hear: perceive the sound). Everybody does not contemplate like you do.

A few things that a guy would want to tell you, but probably won’t

•Horrifyingly and completely in contrast, girls, let your emotions take a back seat for once. How about analyzing all your problems with your brain? (I mean, with rational reckoning) The neurons are in the head, and the heart is elsewhere.

•Try and make do with lesser attention. Too much bhaav is downright unfair. Weigh up the fact that there might just be better things for others to invest time in.

•You have got to avoid playing mind games – telepathy is miraculous, but not everybody is born with a sixth sense. Speak out loud, people can hear (some can also understand) – and all this can potentially sack more than half your tears.

•You don’t have to be Mother Teresa. Be yourself – the globe can make do without all the sacrifices and compromises. Niceness is a piece of good fortune – everybody doesn’t have it. (Your mission is not to save the world)

•Shedding tears is not obligatory. It’s not a join the girl gang thing! Save it for tougher times and God no, every minute of your life simply cannot be that tough.

•Don’t brood over everything somebody tells you. People talk a lot of gibberish; you don’t necessarily have to be drunk to be all cracked (you could also be on drugs, but that’s not the point). If you draw a hundred conclusions from everything a guy tells you, the probability of your thoughts telling you that he’s in love with you are very high.

•Just because PMS is scientifically proven, doesn’t mean you get away with it every time. (Neat trick though!)

•Not everybody likes free advice, they got parents for that, so save your brainwaves for your children – or for the least of it, for someone who wants it.

•Learning to keep secrets - apart from those belonging to your close pals, which you ought to keep anyway) is quite an art – how about at least trying to be commendable at it?

•Oh, and I had to put this one on! If you’re on the higher side of the weighing scale, and you know it, please stop asking around and make people sin by getting to them.